Tess here.It's time for the rest of the story.
Apparently Mel has been telling you all sorts of "truths" about functional clothing for doggies, and from the latest pictures she has posted, you might be led to believe that my life is filled with outdoor activities, dog beds, and a reasonable owner. I'm here to tell you that is not the case.
Did she tell you that she spray painted me green?
I thought not.
This is my unhappy face
The vet school had a holiday party and I knew I was in trouble when she tried this on me:
So we settled on another theme - bells on my toes.
Now, did I get treats from enduring this ridiculousness? Of course not! I had to prove I was a good dog by showing off a trick.
Well...a partial trick, apparently this is turning into a full handstand some day but Mel says she wants to make sure I have the right back and shoulder muscle and didn't want to push to hard because up until a couple of months ago she said I was still a puppy. But then I started disciplining puppies, which she says makes me not a puppy anymore (apparently I do a good job with the puppies and do it just right, Mel and everyone says so!)
One more thing - Mel is going to talk about how she thinks I'm unilaterally deaf in a future post and I'm neither confirming nor denying the allegations until I know which will get more more treats and freedom.