Friday, September 6, 2013

Dear Tess

Dear Tess,

Although I appreciate you did not actually snarf my glorious waffle fries from Chick-fil-a that I placed at a "snarf-able" level, I would like to remind you that licking my fries is not acceptable. Neither is drooling on them as you look at me with begging eyes.

Dear human-who-does-not-feed-me-enough,

Although *I* appreciated the dog cookie provided by the nice folks at the drive in window, your strips, fries, and iced tea seemed like an awful lot for one person to eat. Especially compared to my one paltry dry cookie.  I would snarf less gophers and you would lose weight if you fed me more.  Seems like a win win situation to me!